Portsmouth footballer Jermaine Defoe wants Lily Allen to be his WAG
March 18th, 2008 admin Posted in News |
Yes, you read the headline right.
According to Mirror.co.uk a source close to Jermaine Defoe says the Portsmouth footballer is done with skinny blonde types and is looking for someone of the more curvy variety.
Apparently BBC 3’s version of Oprah Winfrey, the lovely Lily Allen, would be perfect for Jermaine.
But how long would Lily’s uniquely playful style last if she dated Charlotte Mears’s ex-fiance?
I reckon the Smile singer would be hitting fake tanning booths across London in weeks, shortly followed by synthetic hair extensions (blonde, of course) and endless shopping trips.
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