The Word: The Poshification of Katie Holmes
April 15th, 2008 admin Posted in News |
GOSSIP. Like most of the world, Tom Cruise is sick of Katie Holmes hanging out with Victoria Beckham. According to London’s Daily Mail, ScientoloTom thinks his wife (or at least the vacant human shell where the soul of his wife once resided) is getting too skinny — and it’s Posh’s fault.
“She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan,” an anonymous source told the paper. “She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny.”
Yep, that’s Katie Holmes’ big problem — eating too many edamame beans. That, and the fact that she’s been brainwashed by a lunatic cult that worships a dead science fiction writer.
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