CHANELLE HAYES PLANS TO MOVE TO AMERICA
June 2nd, 2008 admin Posted in News |
Having failed to bother the charts, mainstream television or even late night adverts for ’sexy text chat’ Chanelle has decided to follow her idol Posh Spice and move to America.
In a sudden flash of self awareness (probably just after she’d been dry humped by a hand puppet for that new MTV show) she realised that with the new Big Brother series about to start there will be a whole new line of desperate wannabees to replace her.
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