May 13th, 2008 admin
Angelina Jolie has been gorging on calorific treats throughout her pregnancy.
The Oscar-winning beauty - who is rumoured to be expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt - was allegedly seen filling up on high-fat foods during a meal out at Hollywood restaurant Marino.
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May 11th, 2008 admin
Angelina Jolie has already said she backs the US Military in their efforts in Iraq and now the very pregnant star will use their precision and discipline as she prepares for the birth of her two baby girls, a report from the National Enquirer claims this week. The magazine notes that Angelina will plan the twins’ delivery with military precision.
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May 6th, 2008 admin
A MAN who downloaded child pornography while searching for nude pictures of actress Angelina Jolie has received a suspended sentence.
John Martin Cheney today ran from the District Court, using an umbrella to hide his face, after being released on a two-year, $100 good behaviour bond.
He was spared the maximum 12-year jail term because he had “rehabilitated” himself and suffered “punishment” through publicity and community scorn.
Cheney, however, had to face one more ordeal as he left the court room – police were waiting to serve notice he had been listed on the state’s sex offender register.
The 42-year-old, of Plympton, had pleaded guilty to both possession and aggravated possession of 179 images in June 2006.
The court had heard Cheney was “depressed, had been drinking too much, had an operation on his genitals and he had too much time on his hands” when he committed the offences.
He claimed he had been looking for nude pictures of Jolie and been lured to deviant websites by pop-up advertising.
In sentencing, Judge Marie Shaw said regular computer maintenance led to Cheney’s arrest.
“You took your hard disc drive to a technician for some work,” she said.
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May 4th, 2008 admin
As you do. When you’re Brangelina.
Yes, it’s a good job that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are recognisable through even the blurriest and long-lensed of cameras - because we’ve missed them recently.
But here they are! About to board a helicopter from Cap-Jean Ferrat (where they’re staying in a fancy villa, allegedly until Ange gives birth) to Monaco. Well, you’ve got to amuse yourselves somehow when you’re a multi-millionaire, haven’t you? And you’ve got to avoid public transport too, of course.
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May 3rd, 2008 admin
They’re the superstar actor couple with the ever-expanding brood of children, and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were collectively named among the most influential people in the world.
Time magazine released their 2008 list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and Brangelina landed at #21. And they even got props from George Clooney for their efforts to change the world.
Clooney wrote, “It is one thing to talk about the problems of the world and quite another to actually try to change things.”
He continued, “There are hundreds of people who could be honored for their good works, but I’ve seen Brad and Angelina firsthand, and their commitment together is truly impressive.”
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May 1st, 2008 admin
Rumours of Angelina Jolie allegedly caught snorting and smoking heroin on video are circulating, according to US reports.
Jolie has previously openly admitted to using drugs in her past.
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April 29th, 2008 admin
“Wanted”, the new Angelina Jolie film being released on June 27, has a new movie poster out giving a bit of info about her role.
The film follows 25-year-old Wes (James McAvoy), who lives a stagnant existence, and who many people expect very little from. then, one day his life changes drastically when his estranged father is murdered. He meets Fox, Jolie’s character, and she recruits him into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to avenge his dad’s death by unlocking his dormant powers.
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April 28th, 2008 admin
Jessica – Could probably squeeze you in on Wednesday
You know WHAT IF is always a phrase that is used at this time of the season.
So WHAT IF Man U drop points against West Ham, Chelsea drop points against Newcastle, They both go into the last games of the season watching each other.
Wigan v Man U - last game of the season away. Chelsea v Bolton home
So WHAT IF both teams draw and lose a game they will finish on 82 points
And so WHAT IF Arsenal win all 3 remaining games, We will have 83 points and win the league.
Silly season is not with us yet but who knows!
WHAT IF!
(That’s the end of Paul’s email, so let’s analyse this rationally.)
West Ham could beat Man Utd at OT – they have history.
Newcastle could hold Chelsea to a draw.
Wigan v Man Utd. Can Wigan – players already on the beach by then surely – prevent United from winning? Let’s have a laugh and say they could.
But then can Bolton get a draw at the Bridge? Maybe needing a point to stay up? If Chavski get 83 points, the Gunners could then take the title on goal difference if the answer is yes to the following question…
Can Arsenal win their remaining three matches?
And can I enjoy the week of my life with a quintet of famous beauties listed in the title? It’s within the realms of scientific possibility, given the right traveling arrangements and an unlikely willingness on the part of all concerned but folks… there’s as much chance of that as Arsenal lifting the trophy at the Stadium of Light on May 11th. Ain’t gonna happen.
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April 28th, 2008 admin
Voluptuous skeleton Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Bradley Pitt considered making an emergency landing as they flew to Los Angeles from the set of his latest film.
That kind of makes it sound like they were flying the plane themselves; they weren’t, but feel free to imagine they were.
Hecklerspray imagines that they were flying the plane because the pilot got so shocked, being in the company of their overwhelming sexiness, that he had a heart-attack and, as they were the only two on board, Brad the slightly more male, Brad is forced to take the wheel, looking sexy as he does so, whilst Angelina tries to regain her composure, looking sexy as she does so.
Then, as they realise they literally have no idea how to fly a plane, hurtling toward a mountain peak, they rip each others clothes off and synchronise their climaxes with the horrific explosion.
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April 27th, 2008 admin
9.7 million voters for FHM magazine have given their final verdict. Its not gorgeous Angelina Jolie, Sexy Kim Kardashian, beautiful Paris Hilton or even the ravishing Britney Spears. The sexiest woman in the world is Megan Fox closely followed by Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Their pictures are of the attraction that you can’t take your eyes away from.
Megan Fox is a 22 year old actress and model known for her roles on the television series Hope & Faith and in the 2007 film Transformers. She is sexy, hot, graceful and engaged! Fox has nine tattoos which she says she gets when she has “a feeling about anything”. They include a poem on her ribcage, a symbol for strength on her neck, her boyfriend Brian’s name near her genital region and a picture of Marilyn Monroe’s face on her right arm. She also has one on her right shoulder that says “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies,” a line from Shakespeare’s play King Lear. After this award, we don’t know where will the next tatoo come!
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