March 10th, 2008 admin
Monday’s hearing to deal with the payment of attorney fees; Federline has sole custody of the children.
From the Associated Press
March 10, 2008
A hearing is under way in the custody dispute involving the two young sons of troubled pop star Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
Court officials say Monday’s hearing would deal with the payment of attorney fees.
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March 10th, 2008 admin
Britney Spears has all the luck. Not only is she rich and in possession of all her marbles, but now a stranger keeps sending her parcels full of dildos too, the lucky cow.
It’s been reported that Britney Spears has somehow managed to pick herself up a stalker. Not just any stalker either, but one who keeps sending her packages of sex toys, threatening porno letters and mutilated pictures of himself squirting an unidentified yellow liquid into his mouth.
The details of Britney Spears’ alleged stalker have now been passed on to the FBI, which seems like an odd thing to do. After all, he sounds like a better catch than Kevin Federline.
Stalkers aren’t normally known for their good judgement - call us old fashioned but we wouldn’t employ someone if they handed us a CV with ‘throwing bags of screwdrivers over John Cusack’s fence’ or ‘composing songs about the time I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass’ in the Hobbies And Interests categories. Because, really, John Cusack and Alec Baldwin? That’s just weird.
But stalking Britney Spears? Actually, we can see that. After all, Britney Spears isn’t just vulnerable to the point where she needs psychiatric evaluation these days, she’s also got a proven history of having sex with creepy people that follow her around all the time. And when you’re a stalker, that’s just an unbeatable combination.
So it’s no surprise that Britney Spears has apparently picked herself up a stalker. And, as stalkers go, Britney Spears’ one seems like quite the generous chap. Rather than constantly trying to run the object of his affection over, or hand-drawing pictures of them digging his grave while he walks along a knife, Britney Spears’ stalker keeps sending him all the mechanical sex aids she could ever wish for. OK! reports:
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