Top Women 2008

EXCLUSIVE: LUCY PINDER: ‘WHY I COVERED UP FOR SO LONG’

May 21st, 2008 admin

Lucy Pinder

VANESSA FELTZ catches up with Daily Star favourite Lucy Pinder to ask her all those BIG questions you’ve been dying to!

When I let on that I’m off to interview Lucy Pinder it turns out everyone I know wants me to ask her the same two questions.

So I plunge straight in with Number One. It’s not exactly subtle, but it needs asking: “How big are they?”

Long-suffering Lucy’s obviously used to it. She breaks into a dirty great grin. “They’re 32FF. They used to be 32G but they’re going down a bit as I get older.” She’s 24.

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Cerys Matthews not arrested earlier today

April 17th, 2008 admin

Cerys Matthews

In an amazing story it has been revealed that Cerys Matthews, 39 from Cardiff in Wales, has not been arrested by Police today.

The second Cousin of Karen, [mother of Shannon, the schoolgirl who disappeared for more than three weeks], Cerys remains the only member of the Matthews family to remain at Liberty this evening.

So far there have been no fewer than 10 arrests within the immediate Matthews Clan. First up we had Michael, Shannon’s Uncle. The former computer programmer, was arrested when Shannon was found by police in the base of his bed. Then came Craig Meehan, Karen’s young lover, charged with having Child Porn on his laptop. Then came the mother herself, arrested for attempting to pervert the course of justice. Throw into the mix Amanda Hyett, Craig’s sister, Alice Meehan Craig’s mum, Peggy Taylor, Shannon’s Step-Auntie from her mother’s second marriage and Lucy Matthews, a cousin from Karen’s fourth marriage and you get quite a collection of Vagabonds and Fly by Nights.

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Gemma Atkinson Is The Old New New Pamela Anderson

April 8th, 2008 admin

Gemma Atkinson

“BRIT beauty Gemma Atkinson is… jetting to Los Angeles later this year for a series of auditions to launch her as the new Pamela Anderson,” reports the Star.

Problem is that thanks for Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck Pamela Anderson is already the new Pamela Anderson…

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Three’s company! Linda Lusardi holidays with her husband… and Dancing On Ice partner Daniel

April 1st, 2008 admin

Linda Lusardi

After a long run on Dancing On Ice, Linda Lusardi escaped to Florida for a little rest and relaxation with her husband.

But a surprising extra guest tagged along too - her 31-year-old professional skating partner, Daniel Whiston.

The 49-year-old former Emmerdale star has become so attached to him that not only has he moved in to the home she shares with her husband, actor Sam Kane, 39, but he has also just been on holiday to Disneyland with the couple and their two children Lucy, 11, and Jack, 8.

Speaking to Hello! magazine Linda explained: “Dan lives in Blackpool and we had to train six days a week, so there was no way he could commute.

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It’s A Fake

March 26th, 2008 admin

Lucy Pinder

But the forensic experts at Anorak Towers have been poring over a picture of Page 3 girl Michelle Marsh in this mornings Star…and their verdict is that its FAKE.

No, were not talking about Michelles EE chest, although it is possible that there is some silicone involved.

Nor are we talking about Michelles lovely blonde hair, although we suspect that it may well have come straight from the bottle.

Were talking about Michelles Cross of St Georges bikini bottoms (needless to say, shes not wearing a top), which have quite clearly been added on with the help of a computer.

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Google buckles under power of DMCA

March 26th, 2008 admin

Lucy Pinder

AN INQUIRER reader alerted us to very sinister things happening to Google.

A Google search for “Lucy Pinder Tape”, while providing several enlightening links, doesn’t provide users with as many results as it possibly could. An ominous little note at the bottom of the page reads: “in response to a complaint we received under the US digital millennium copyright act, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page…”

Somehow Google, which is only a humble search engine after all, is being forced to filter information because of a local legal squabble. In this case, the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA), passed by the U.S. Congress in 1998, allegedly to bring copyright law up to date for electronic trade and content providers, is proving an impediment to free speech and access to information.

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LUCY: I’LL WARM YOU UP…

March 26th, 2008 admin

Lucy Pinder

BOOTYLICIOUS Brits who are lining up to join the Daily Star’s sensational Search For A Babe got an expert tip yesterday from Page 3 sensation Lucy Pinder – just put your best front forward and go for it!

“My boobs are my favourite part of my body so I’m more than happy to show them off,” said Lucy, who you voted favourite Daily Star Page Three girl ever.

“If you get the opportunity to glamour model, it’s the chance of a lifetime as it’s a lot of fun.”

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Laurence Fox: when I met Billie Piper, it was just ‘wow’

March 21st, 2008 admin

Billie Piper

Morse was a mystery. At least, he started out that way. By the end of Inspector Morse’s 13- year-run, we had more or less got the hang of why the over-educated detective so rarely got laid. Now, with Lewis, the series’ successor, hitting its stride, there is a new mystery for viewers. What’s with Hathaway, Inspector Lewis’s tall, blond, theologically inclined sidekick? What killed his sex life? “I don’t have dates,” he told his superior on Sunday.

What does Hathaway do to his colleagues? Lace their tea with bromide? And what of the actor who so compellingly plays him, 29-year-old Laurence Fox? “He was so buff,” a female colleague mourns, fondly recalling his full-frontal nudity in a thriller called The Hole seven years ago. But in recent years he has played loser after loser in love. In last year’s Becoming Jane, a film that rebooted Jane Austen as a Hampshire femme fatale, he played nice but unfanciable Mr Wisley, jilted by Jane. Then in ITV’s A Room with a View he was Cecil Vyse, not a name to win the heart of someone with a Bond girl moniker such as Lucy Honeychurch.

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